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150 Best Dad Jokes That Are So Bad And So Funny!​

  • Kelsey Pelzer
    Kelsey Pelzer
    4 months ago

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It takes a certain kind of humor to truly appreciate a good, solid dad joke in 2021. And by good, we obviously mean bad. Ridiculously bad. So bad that people are left shaking their heads. So bad that if any semblance of chuckling follows, it’s the awkward kind of laughter. The kind where bystanders, all at the same time, are making eye contact and looking for an exit. That’s how you know it’s a great dad joke. Fortunately, for those who appreciate such uncomfortable guilty pleasures in life, we have 150 of the best funny dad jokes to share with you!
If you are the type of jokester who is known to nudge your pal in the ribs after making a quip, while asking, “Do you get it?”—you’re for sure in the right place! Dad jokes aren’t just for the extroverted, unconcerned fathers of the world. Instead, they’re for anyone who enjoys cringeworthy moments followed by someone in our lives begging for us to shut our mouths, because we’re “oh my gosh, so embarrassing.” Wear it with pride, fellow cornballs! We lost the right to be referred to as cool long, long ago. So sit back, but not too far, and enjoy reading (and obviously laughing) along to these 150 best dad jokes!
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Best Dad Jokes​

  • Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
  • What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
  • How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
  • Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
  • What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
  • What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
  • What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
  • My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…