The Cookout
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When 6ZEROS Hits a Critical Mass Can You Let Us Know About These Parties Jay?
I was invited to a SMOKE OUT my last year of high school.
One of my clients that I tutored asked if I smoked weed? I answered, "A little, but only on the weekend & NOT mixed"!
He was like, "Cool, bring some friends"!
So just like dude in the video, we're in this room. No furniture & we're all sitting on the floor waiting to smoke.
The host walks in the room & starts sealing the door & the window. I'm confused & suspicious. I tap my BFF like wtf? She's like, "It's all good".
The host brings out this large wooden bowl, full with joints & lighters. He passes everyone a water & sits down in the middle of the floor.
He lights a joint & passes it to the 1st person sitting by the door. He continues to light them & passes them. That's when I realized, "Oh 💩, it's gonna be hella contact & high MoFos up in here"! I'm panicking internally like, "I DON'T SMOKE LIKE THIS", while still trying to remain calm.
5 minutes go by & I'm asking what we're smoking? The host replies, "Errything, Maui, Panama Red, Acapulco Gold, Purple Haze, etc"!
Now, I'm feeling ALL these contacts, I'm sweating & needing air.
"I need to use the bathroom", I say. Everyone's like, "Hell naw, no contact escapes this room"!
I'm like, "🖕🏽y'all, I've gotta go"!
So I snatched open the door & got the hell on. 1st & last time EVER at a smoke out! 💯
#PuffPuffPassMyAss, literally! 😂
Ok I have to ask was the place at least clean or were you in a beat up apartment with a bunch of pot heads? I feel like if the apartment was run down like a trap house it would have made me infinitely more uncomfortable. You end up getting too high and end up waking up naked in the alley. Hellll no.