The Streets

[Trillfate]

Here's a lil ignorance this Thanksgiving for ya



☝🏾 To me the most interesting part of this video is how Adam 22 bishes up in the presence of conflict. All those face tats mean nothing, and the bad white boy appearance go out the window when shit got real lol

For those that don't know, Kelpy the Pimp is known as a fake pimp from Soft White Underbelly.

 

[Trillfate]

 

[Trillfate]

 

[Troy]

These internet chumps think shit sweet. He called the other man a bitch and just sat there like he was still on XBOX Live save at the crib. Nah that comment caught up with you today.

 

[Jay]

Yikes that was not good. I bet Adam was thinking “ooooh this is going viral!”

 

[Deleted member 1475]

That whiteboy started clutching his pearls🤣

 

[Trillfate]

So this is him cosplaying with his 2 suburban hoes

 

[Hell Johnson]

What y'all talking about? White men invented pimping. We learned it from him & took it to another level. We be walking around like we invented these devious subcultures when in reality we didn't. Pimping can be traced back to the plantation. Slave masters would pimp out their female slaves to white guests. Fast forward to the 21 century & we think we invented this shit & think a white boy can't lay claim to it. He may be using our swag but there's no IP on pimping. This is like saying Black people invented basketball just because some of the greatest players are Black. Pimps tend to think they're leaders & bosses because of their stable listening out of fear. White pimp got punched by a pimp with a heavier hand.

 

[ART]

He's dangerous, superbad!
Better watch out he'll beat your ass.
He's Real Nigga!
Real Nigga!

He's dangerous, superbad!
Better watch out he'll beat your ass.
He's Real Nigga!
Real Nigga!

 

[ART]

White bitch who's face is bloodier than a tampon: "You still a bitch."
Black dude: "Look at you."

Let's also not forget about this classic gem.

Twisted Tea Smack Meme Original Video​

Happy Holidays!!!

 

[Deleted member 1475]

So this is him cosplaying with his too suburban hoes

I know nothing about pimping but you'd think he'd find some decent looking women to be paired up with other than two clones of Wendy from Breaking Bad. (Even though they're white so they're ugly to me, anyway.)

 

[The Haze Of Our Lives]

 

[GwynShivers]

I'M WHITE & I SAY SO, doesn't work on everything & everyone! 💯

 

[The Haze Of Our Lives]

I'M WHITE & I SAY SO, doesn't work on everything & everyone! 💯

They fold like warm noodles. I really needed that deep type of laugh.

 

[Trillfate]

What y'all talking about? White men invented pimping. We learned it from him & took it to another level. We be walking around like we invented these devious subcultures when in reality we didn't. Pimping can be traced back to the plantation. Slave masters would pimp out their female slaves to white guests. Fast forward to the 21 century & we think we invented this shit & think a white boy can't lay claim to it. He may be using our swag but there's no IP on pimping. This is like saying Black people invented basketball just because some of the greatest players are Black. Pimps tend to think they're leaders & bosses because of their stable listening out of fear. White pimp got punched by a pimp with a heavier hand.

It's not because hes white it's because hes white and from Orange County suburbs. Malibus most wanted. He said he learned pimping watching YouTube. Pimpin aint in him like that regardless of who invented it

 

[Blackgravity]

I need to make this my screen saver.
I love seeing white boys get put in check when they get slick at the mouth. Most of them, like a lot of Latinos can't fight for nothing. When I first saw this I didn't know he was a "pimp", that display of weakness is going to impact his standing with his "workers" and other pimps.
He might as well go get a 9 to 5 and live a square life. His street cred is mud.