Dude got hit with the hand of Ogun & Mayor McCheese!
A few takeaways:
1. Never try to fight someone who earns minimum wage; they have nothing to lose.
2. Never try to fight TWO people who earn minimum wage!
3. Once you cross somebody's counter (or desk, or cubicle) all bets are off. You're on your own.
4. Know when you've had enough. Don't keep walking into left hooks. Say uncle, or something.
5. If you know you can't fight, swallow your pride, apologize, and go home.