The Cookout

If I can get my loves ones to safety, I can state that any actor or actors in an active and militaristic rebellion against the United States in an unlawful manner, I pledge kill 50 before lunchtime.

Did you see the knuckleheads at the Capitol? Are those the guys that's coming for me? One guy tazed his own balls and died. Man, I'm not worried about these folks. My weapons are already BZOed....