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[TheHarmattan]

 

[Jay]

Let’s see how Disney messes this shit up with agenda. Obi-Wan is gonna be a radical feminist that wanted more women in the Jedi Corps and was in a bitter fight with leadership. He splinters off and makes a side group which is Jedis we know but then they retcon all the other Star Wars after Obi-Wan gets a sex change and becomes the strongest female Jedi in the galaxy Obi-Wana Kenobisha. Keep Kathleen Kennedy away from all Star Wars please…Kyle Ren could have been such a bad ass bad guy with better writing. Hey should have started off a trust fund baby and morphed into a 10x worse Darth Vader.

 

[TheHarmattan]

Let’s see how Disney messes this ish up with agenda. Obi-Wan is gonna be a radical feminist that wanted more women in the Jedi Corps and was in a bitter fight with leadership. He splinters off and makes a side group which is Jedis we know but then they retcon all the other Star Wars after Obi-Wan gets a sex change and becomes the strongest female Jedi in the galaxy Obi-Wana Kenobisha. Keep Kathleen Kennedy away from all Star Wars please…Kyle Ren could have been such a bad ass bad guy with better writing. Hey should have started off a trust fund baby and morphed into a 10x worse Darth Vader.

That can only work if Caitlyn Jenner plays a Tusken Raider

 

[Jay]

That can only work if Caitlyn Jenner plays a Tusken Raider

They gon make CJ the head of an outcast group of mandalorian that wear pink armor and they will rise up with Obi Wan to make the galaxy fabulous. Darth Vader is gonna be the main villain because he opposes gay marriage and thinks men shouldn’t play in the woman’s galactic league.

 

[TheHarmattan]

They gon make CJ the head of an outcast group of mandalorian that wear pink armor and they will rise up with Obi Wan to make the galaxy fabulous. Darth Vader is gonna be the main villain because he opposes gay marriage and thinks men shouldn’t play in the woman’s galactic league.

LOL @ making the galaxy fab

Vader would be welcome around gays. He has two helmets.

The Force will be sprinkled across the universe.

 

[Jay]

LOL @ making the galaxy fab

Vader would be welcome around gays. He has two helmets.

The Force will be sprinkled across the universe.

That was Kathleen Kennedy's script but Eisner overruled her. She wrote a feminist LGBT Captain EO.

 

[Deleted member 191]

@Jay @TheHarmattan bwahahahaha I'm over here dying omg.

 

[TheHarmattan]

@Jay @TheHarmattan bwahahahaha I'm over here dying omg.

I don't know much about the new Star Wars.

 

[Jay]

@Jay @TheHarmattan bwahahahaha I'm over here dying omg.

You know its true. Star Wars is ruined...The Mandalorian is ass...has no narrative and every episode is the same.

 

[Deleted member 191]

You know its true. Star Wars is ruined...The Mandalorian is ass...has no narrative and every episode is the same.

You wait RIGHT THERE MR. SMAR-TASSE ASSHOALE!!!!! I LOVE Baby Yoda!!!! He's aDORABLE!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?

 

[Deleted member 191]

In relevant news, Kat Kennedy needs to get ran out of hollywood period. let's just be honest about that.

 

[Jay]

You wait RIGHT THERE MR. SMAR-TASSE ASSHOALE!!!!! I LOVE Baby Yoda!!!! He's aDORABLE!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?

Buy the Baby Yoda doll then.

 

[Deleted member 191]

Buy the Baby Yoda doll then.

 

[Jay]

In relevant news, Kat Kennedy needs to get ran out of hollywood period. let's just be honest about that.

With malice too. Not just ran out the door…like ran out under the threat of bodily harm.

 

[Boss Hog]

I don't know much about the new Star Wars.

I saw the Force Awakens and the joint after it. They totally ruined the third trilogy with the "Force is Female" nonsense. The story was absolute nonsensical, they destroyed old legends, and butchered the new lord right in front of everyone's face.