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Burger King Is Selling Pride Whoppers.

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And they are succeeding. They use chemicals to increase the chance of this happening.
And those same chemicals are also this Pride whopper. With this product, who needs hormone replacement therapy? If you are a male and you eat this, your penis will shrink, you will develop a lisp, and your butt will get bigger. If you are a female and you eat this, it will taste like a fish sandwich and it will make your boobs shrink and your hair fall out. Please consult your doctor right away if you notice any personality and sexual changes, signs of possible infertility, change in behavior, or your stools are rainbow colored.
 

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    Look at this battymon bullshucks:
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    In case you don't understand what's going on, Burger King is putting its meat between either 2 top or 2 bottom buns for Pride Month.
    For a small upcharge, you can add extra gayo.
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    This is some real BS. They are just going to make us accept their phuckery. We don't even use Mayo-Gayo BS.
     

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    Which one of yall had it? Did it taste zesty?

    Cracking Up Lol GIF
     

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    And they are succeeding. They use chemicals to increase the chance of this happening.

    And those same chemicals are also this Pride whopper. With this product, who needs hormone replacement therapy? If you are a male and you eat this, your penis will shrink, you will develop a lisp, and your butt will get bigger. If you are a female and you eat this, it will taste like a fish sandwich and it will make your boobs shrink and your hair fall out. Please consult your doctor right away if you notice any personality and sexual changes, signs of possible infertility, change in behavior, or your stools are rainbow colored.

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    Burgers got two tops and two bottoms.
     

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    This is so messed up. I wouldn't even want to eat this even if they didn't directly connect it with Pride month.
    I mean if you think about it, burger buns were gay the whole time and this whole "2 top" and "2 bottom" buns thing doesn't really work. Each burger bun has 1 top and 1 bottom, which makes them compatible. 2 total bottoms and 2 total tops don't even really mesh well with each other. These companies are just whoring for attention. And fuck Postmates for that new disgusting ass "bottoming" commercial they recently put out. Just thinking about it makes me not want to eat food and makes me lose my appetite. I and nobody else needs to think about fecal matter, cleaning one's bootyhole, and cum when consuming our food.
     
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    I mean if you think about it, burger buns were gay the whole time and this whole "2 top" and "2 bottom" buns thing doesn't really work. Each burger bun has 1 top and 1 bottom, which makes them compatible. 2 total bottoms and 2 total tops don't even really mesh well with each other.
    Agree. That should tell people that a man and woman is the way to go. I am not knocking people who live that lifestyle of being with the same gender since I do converse with these people. I just know it does not look right for 2 tops or 2 bottom buns to be on a burger.