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Burger King Is Selling Pride Whoppers.

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Look at this battymon bullshucks:
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In case you don't understand what's going on, Burger King is putting its meat between either 2 top or 2 bottom buns for Pride Month.
For a small upcharge, you can add extra gayo.
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Which one of yall had it? Did it taste zesty?
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You aint no good hahahaha. You aint no damn good!
 
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They are smoking that rainbow kush laced with "heeeyyyy!"

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But for real, gay folks have to think this is dumb as hell.
I'm shocked they haven't been lighting up Twitter already about it; unless I just wasn't paying attention. You'd think this type of insult would be news buuuuuut, there probably aren't enough straight black men and women to vilify so they're probably going to charge this one to the game.
 

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Which one of yall had it? Did it taste zesty?
Sort of. But these lil zesty poppers here made things even zestier. It really warms things up.

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When you dip your "French fry" into the "fabulous magic bussy sauce", it really hits the spot. You will enter a whole new world and parade around in hoochie daddy booty shorts when you're all done.


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With this zesty sauce, this will be the zestiest burger you have even eaten.

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Sort of. But these lil zesty poppers here made things even zestier. It really warms things up.

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When you dip your "French fry" into the "fabulous magic bussy sauce", it really hits the spot.


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With this zesty sauce, this will be the zestiest burger you have even eaten.

Burger Kang - He Eats The Buns Like Groceries.
Ok first of all, you're grounded for a week. Give me all the devices.

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Second of all, did you just make this whole thing up?
and 3rd of all, if you did make it all up, your brilliance knows no bounds.
 

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I have family members who want those whoppers. They are proudly gay.
I really think they'll love the surprise that comes with it.
It comes with a free whip, a mini butt plug, a small bottle of lube, 2 cheap condoms, two 20% off coupons for a Broadway musical, rainbow confetti, and the whopper will be wrapped in fake leather wrap.
 

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I wouldn't trust the ingredients of the Gayo😬.
Contains: Zesty Lemon Juice, Bubbly Vinegar, Soy, Soylent Green, Dinosaur Eggs, Red 40, HR40 (Hueless Red 40), a stereotypical Black woman's spirit, Yellow Jello, Yellow Mustard, Blue Ooze, Green Discharge, Purple Dye, Jock Juice, Booty Juice, More Soy, Yes Homo, Special Oil, the YAS! Spirit, that unnamed freaky thing, transwoman hair, cancer, infertility, Sassy Soy Boy Sauce, Harvey Milk, unnamed hormones, salty breeder tears, and whiteness.

Approved and Cosigned by Bill Gates.
 

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I have family members who want those whoppers. They are proudly gay.
It's 2022. Most of us have a gay family member, coworker, choir director, neighbor, etc. We don't support the lgbt agenda, but we don't hate gay people. They have as much righ to life as anybody else; they also have a right to get clowned on sometimes.
Like Tracy Morgan said, "if you can take a dick, you can take a joke!"
 

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Well they had those PRIDE cabaret shows for kids so I think what's next is pedophilia.
And then some of the drag queens had the nerve to play victim when they were questioned about partaking in this adult groomer programming marketed to children.


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A key part of the plan is to get these "sexy" dirty dancing drag queens and LGBT clowns to dance and do sexually suggestive acts in front of children so that they can get these young children (particularly young boys) to feel tingly inside and get them to "discover" their gayness. Then you'll wake up to more stories of younger gay males saying,

"I discovered that I was gay (or trans-attracted) the moment that my parents took me to at a drag queen show for kids when I was 8 years old. I was hot and bothered the entire time and one of the drag queens even winked at me and invited me to dance with them on stage. It was a such a freeing, fabulous experience every child should have and from there on I began to explore and experiment."

They feel that since straight people can groom children by taking their young ones to Hooters, then the LGBT can groom children too. They can then groom them young to help expand the small openly LGBT dating pool. Children are the future and this is how they plan to help "reshape" the future and society as a whole.
 

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Sort of. But these lil zesty poppers here made things even zestier. It really warms things up.

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When you dip your "French fry" into the "fabulous magic bussy sauce", it really hits the spot. You will enter a whole new world and parade around in hoochie daddy booty shorts when you're all done.


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With this zesty sauce, this will be the zestiest burger you have even eaten.

Burger Kang - He Eats The Buns Like Groceries.
Dammit, ART! That onion ring sauce is delicious, b. Now I can't order it anymore. Thanks a lot!
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I really think they'll love the surprise that comes with it.
It comes with a free whip, a mini butt plug, a small bottle of lube, 2 cheap condoms, two 20% off coupons for a Broadway musical, rainbow confetti, and the whopper will be wrapped in fake leather wrap.
LOL. They have told me that "love is love" and they are going to celebrate anybody who celebrates them.
 

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    One million percent agree. They gotta push an agenda.
    I don't even think they care about the agenda, they just care about the money. The government and people like Bill Gates are the ones following the agenda. The one I believe that was pushing into this country to destroy it. The first step to a communistic takeover is removing parental rights and value parents have over their children.
     
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    I don't even think they care about the agenda, they just care about the money. The government and people like Bill Gates are the ones following the agenda. The one I believe that was pushing into this country to destroy it. The first step to a communistic takeover is removing parental rights and value parents have over their children.
    They have to push the agenda their masters want them to if they want the money. Some of the Burger King franchisees don't want to push this agenda, but they want those sales.