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Have You Ever Went This Far for a Day Off Work?

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    A lady at my old job did this and brought in the funeral program for her grandma. She put on all the theatrics, the tears, and etc. What she didn’t do was update the dates…the funeral program was from 5 years before. When management realized it they fired her.

    I can't say I have. I mean I wouldn't be able to do something like this. Like, imagine if you did this and your family member legit died. I would feel terrible!
    For real. Then you’d really have to call in sick and have to make up another family member.
     

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    My coworkers once took up for me by saying I was in jail

    I took a day off by mistake though...I thought I was off but I was scheduled. Found out four or so beers deep on the beach lol
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    Nigga a jail excuse?!?!?! That’s crazy as hell. What did the job say when you came back the next day?
     

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    They just let it go lol. They needed me anyway because I was good at what I did.
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    I've thought of actually doing something like this to get out of work, but I always stop myself. I have this weird thing, that maybe karma would get me for lying and it would cause an actual death in the family. I know it's dumb, but it's something I've always thought about when thinking of doing anything like that.

    I give her props for finding a way to get a day off from work though. But I think I'd have too much anxiety from it. Not from skipping work or anything, just the superstitious stuff.
    My coworkers once took up for me by saying I was in jail

    I took a day off by mistake though...I thought I was off but I was scheduled. Found out four or so beers deep on the beach lol
    Why a jail excuse? I imagine some people could be fired if they are said to be in jail. They should've said like, at the hospital or something that wouldn't look bad on you. If it worked though, awesome! :D
     

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    I've thought of actually doing something like this to get out of work, but I always stop myself. I have this weird thing, that maybe karma would get me for lying and it would cause an actual death in the family. I know it's dumb, but it's something I've always thought about when thinking of doing anything like that.

    I give her props for finding a way to get a day off from work though. But I think I'd have too much anxiety from it. Not from skipping work or anything, just the superstitious stuff.

    Why a jail excuse? I imagine some people could be fired if they are said to be in jail. They should've said like, at the hospital or something that wouldn't look bad on you. If it worked though, awesome! :D

    I worked at a restaurant so it seemed plausible at the time. In hindsight I would have just told them I messed up and thought I had a day off.
     

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    I've thought of actually doing something like this to get out of work, but I always stop myself. I have this weird thing, that maybe karma would get me for lying and it would cause an actual death in the family. I know it's dumb, but it's something I've always thought about when thinking of doing anything like that.

    I give her props for finding a way to get a day off from work though. But I think I'd have too much anxiety from it. Not from skipping work or anything, just the superstitious stuff.

    Why a jail excuse? I imagine some people could be fired if they are said to be in jail. They should've said like, at the hospital or something that wouldn't look bad on you. If it worked though, awesome! :D
    Same here I would not want to put that thought in the air. Id rather just ditch work.