The Cookout

[MR-D-ROB]

So I get off from a long shift.

My wife and I are making out. She's trying to get me to go down.

I say I can't babe. You know I'm on a low fat diet.

Now I'm sleeping on the couch 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Jay]

So I get off from a long shift.

My wife and I are making out. She's trying to get me to go down.

I say I can't babe. You know I'm on a low fat diet.

Now I'm sleeping on the couch 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Tati 304]

So I get off from a long shift.

My wife and I are making out. She's trying to get me to go down.

I say I can't babe. You know I'm on a low fat diet.

Now I'm sleeping on the couch 🤣🤣🤣

There was no way that was going to go well D Rob omg poor wifey.

 

[MR-D-ROB]

There was no way that was going to go well D Rob omg poor wifey.

I assumed she would think it was funny.
Thank goodness for lazy boy!

 

[Tati 304]

I assumed she would think it was funny.
Thank goodness for lazy boy!

Has she gained weight?

 

[Harbinger]

Well at least he didn‘t say he doesnt want any fish.

 

[JerriBun]

 

[MR-D-ROB]

Has she gained weight?

Only slightly.
Which honestly I like

 

[Tati 304]

Only slightly.
Which honestly I like

Well you have to be careful about making her feel insecure about it. It may come back to bite you in the ass.

 

[Bruh Man]

So I get off from a long shift.

My wife and I are making out. She's trying to get me to go down.

I say I can't babe. You know I'm on a low fat diet.

Now I'm sleeping on the couch 🤣🤣🤣

Just kno they don’t be forgetting so one day she gon hit Cho ass with sumthin that hits yo insecurities and my black ass gon be here to read about it. You gon be so hurt but u gon have to charge it to the game.

 

[HeffDawg]

All the strikes add up sometimes you don’t realize it til you in the courthouse and she like “I want the kids and the house and the crossfire”.

 

[JerriBun]

Just kno they don’t be forgetting so one day she gon hit Cho ass with sumthin that hits yo insecurities and my black ass gon be here to read about it. You gon be so hurt but u gon have to charge it to the game.

All the strikes add up sometimes you don’t realize it til you in the courthouse and she like “I want the kids and the house and the crossfire”.

I'm laughing, but they're right. Tread carefully.

 

[Sovereign]

All the strikes add up sometimes you don’t realize it til you in the courthouse and she like “I want the kids and the house and the crossfire”.

She will hit you with the Warren G, I want it all Child Support, Alimony, Socks, and Rings. I want it:

All
All
All

 

[Jay]

Caprice look at this.

 

[Troy]

She gonna start hitting the gym and lose that thickness you like bruh.

 

[Sovereign]

She gonna start hitting the gym and lose that thickness you like bruh.

 

[JerriBun]

MR-D-ROB come back in here. We need another update...

You still sleeping on the couch? You apologize? What's up?

 

[HeffDawg]

MR-D-ROB come back in here. We need another update...

You still sleeping on the couch? You apologize? What's up?

We need a wellness check on MR-D-ROB.

Paging MR-D-ROB

 

[JerriBun]

We need a wellness check on MR-D-ROB.

Paging MR-D-ROB

I know it's only been a day, but it feels like a week.

 

[HeffDawg]

I know it's only been a day, but it feels like a week.

He's a nurse so maybe she sent that nigga to his job on his day off.

 

[JerriBun]

He's a nurse so maybe she sent that nigga to his job on his day off.

 

[Maxwell]

Well at least he didn‘t say he doesnt want any fish.

I saw this one coming 😂 😂 😂. This is as hilarious as it can get.