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When you coon too hard. (Shaquille O'Neal Shares A Hilarious Story About The Gorillas Who See Him At The Zoo)

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    All I can do is shake my head...

    "They Also Look At Me Like 'Hey, What Am I Doing In Here And You Out There'? Then They Always Go Crazy When They See Me Outside."​

    The image they made for this story... WTF is wrong with some of us?

    this nixxa...
    “Hey, true story, I promise you. I went to every zoo in the world. I’ve been to every zoo in the world. And every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, ‘Hey man, where your fur at?’ Nah, for real, for real. That’s how they look at me. And then they also look at me like, ‘Hey, what am I doing in here and you out there?’ Then they always go crazy when they see me outside. I promise you. I promise you.”
     

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    Out of all the stories Shaq has told on TNT & on his podcast, THIS is the one those cacs at MSN decide to frame & report. I guarantee the new Black media wouldn't have reported this foolishness.
    The devils are always on code with their anti-Blackness.
     
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    Out of all the stories Shaq has told on TNT & on his podcast, THIS is the one those cacs at MSN decide to frame & report. I guarantee the new Black media wouldn't have reported this foolishness.
    The devils are always on code with their anti-Blackness.
    All the way real though, he encourages it. He likes to be the funny performing nigga for them. It's his niche. Him and Charles both.
     

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    All the way real though, he encourages it. He likes to be the funny performing nigga for them. It's his niche. Him and Charles both.
    Chuck (rhymes with Buck) is the worst. He started low key soft shoeing in the 90's, but now he's a full blown tap dancer.
     
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    I didn't notice then nor was I paying attention tbh. Too young to know better. But the older I got and paid more attention to him as an analyst, he sounded more and more like an Uncle Ruckus. It left me disinterested in anything he had to say because he struck me as the dude that wants to be argumentative for the sake of argument.
     

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    I didn't notice then nor was I paying attention tbh. Too young to know better. But the older I got and paid more attention to him as an analyst, he sounded more and more like an Uncle Ruckus. It left me disinterested in anything he had to say because he struck me as the dude that wants to be argumentative for the sake of argument.
    Barkley kept it low key. He wasn't a Karl Malone level coon back then, but he would still say lil slick ish from time to time.
    When Charles retired from the league, that's when he came out of the sambo closet.
     
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    Barkley kept it low key. He wasn't a Karl Malone level coon back then, but he would still say lil slick ish from time to time.
    When Charles retired from the league, that's when he came out of the sambo closet.
    OMG YES ON KARL MALONE!!!! I forgot about him entirely. And with Charles yeah he always seemed....idk oafish to me so him continuing that behavior even now, is less and less surprising.
     

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    I get what Shaq was trying to say about having the mental fortitude to not let some inbred, no-talent, racist peckerwoods get you off your square. However, his timing and execution were all the way wrong, to the point it sounded like he was siding with the racist white.
    Shaq and Chuck should've stayed quiet & let Kenny say what needed to be said.
    kenny is the smartest one on that panel. Chuck just says the same point over and over again to hear himself talk. Shaq is decent when he aint cooning
     

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    kenny is the smartest one on that panel. Chuck just says the same point over and over again to hear himself talk. Shaq is decent when he aint cooning
    Meh Shaq is a pig i dont know what were expecting from him. i dont know why chuck is there. Kenny walked out during the blm nba strike so i respect that. Honestly they all piss me of though the nba is such a white suppremecist distraction. I dont expect them to say anything real and instead of an nba strike for black people we got a performative act and obama telling them to get back to work. That coulda been a game changing moment and it took gianis to start it a black greek man.
     

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    Shaq has always had a kind heart in my eyes but people like him always get white strings attached to them. I feel like he told this story to a group of white men and they thought it was hilarious so they got him to talk about it publically. They had to know they'd be embarrassing him by having him talk about it. Such a shame. These guys spend enough time in white media and look what it does to them...