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White Men Can't Jump reboot smh
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Who thought this was a good idea? Everyone all at once now, "White people!!"
I noticed that too. He is such an obvious shill and industry plant. I saw him the other day sashaying all up in some music video with Bryson Tiller. Lol where the fuck did he come from? Is this Lil Dicky's brother? Shit, I would rather have Mac Miller come back from the dead and hear grumpy ass Eminem rap, babble, and bitch all damn day about stupid shit then to deal with all of these wack ass whites and others dirtying up the damn culture.
Definitely White people 💯. It’s a quick cash grab for them. All they have to do is write an LGBT character into it and the script is done.
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First of all, STOP IT!!! You didn't just hit wit the "write a LGBT character and the script is done!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
Second of all, you left out the stereotypical black love interest who falls for the main white character and THENNNNNNN the script is done hahahaha.
He’s the type of person the media will try to make the face of rap 25 years from now and try to write us out. In the text book it would show a picture of jack Harlow with the caption “rap was a genre of popular urban music that seen smash hits like Jack Harlow’s song ________”.
The stereotypical love interest IS the LGBT person. It’s going to be a Lil Nas X that balls out on the court that falls for the White guy. Or they may recast Rosie’s part as a transgender Black male.
First of all, STOP IT!!! You didn't just hit wit the "write a LGBT character and the script is done!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
Second of all, you left out the stereotypical black love interest who falls for the main white character and THENNNNNNN the script is done hahahaha.
Instead of winning jeopardy he wins rupaul’s drag race and woody goes and gambles away all the money.
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He then moves to Palm Springs to get reparations and lives happily ever after.
Until they decide to use the same two characters for the "Money Train" reboot.
Until they decide to use the same two characters for the "Money Train" reboot.
And Eminem as the "Rap God" aka "The God of Hip-Hop and Rap", Bhad Barbie and Iggy Azalea and Kreayshawn as the queens and princesses of rap, Yelawolf and Paul Wall and Rittz and Action Bronson and Atmosphere and Eyedea and Aesop Rock and Brother "from a white mother" Ali and all them other mofos as the kings of rap, Mac Miller and Yung Lean as the princes of rap, Lol Dicky as the joker of rap, and the Beastie Boys as the originators of it all. Brought to you by The Lonely Island.
As for R&B / Soul, they'll just say that Elvis Presley, Bobby Caldwell, Bruno Mars, Sam Smith, Adele, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Joss Stone, Jon B, Bonfire, Teena Marie and other non-Blacks invented the genre and "made it their own."
He then moves to Palm Springs to get reparations and lives happily ever after.
The OG is one of my top 10 sports movies, but who asked for this?
Exactly and for so long we were the ones championing this hogwash. We'd see a white person copying us and we'd feel so elated. We'd feel heard, respected, loved, cherished but the White person would look at it as slumming. They'd come around and sing rappers delight but later on the day argue fervently against reparations or punishment for police. I'm glad we are seeing a shift because I'm tired of white worship.
They really just need to stop doing this. Stop doing remakes. Most of them are terrible. No one is asking for this. Hollywood is just out of ideas. Maybe hire newer, fresher writers who can tell a new story and have it be impactful?
So today I decided to listen to stream some music and I happened to see Jack Harlow's pasty white face being used to promote the "Hip-Hop Hits" playlist.
They're already doing it now and way sooner than you projected.