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Wot yall doing if aliens suddenly came to earth
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I'd have a rave with them on the spaceship then smoke 2 spliffs and chill with the alien gyaldem afterwards lolshhh I'ma try to see how the alien babes look
Ok we got Captain Kirk in the building.shhh I'ma try to see how the alien babes look
You gonna be texting her telling her all this stuff you gon' do to her and she gonna pull up like "Hey Ski, it's Trog 9754 come outside baby"
You gonna see that big ol' forehead and not be ready.
I'm sending them to Europe....yoooooo if y'all coming to set it off the people that messed with y'all is probably over there.shhh I'ma try to see how the alien babes look
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Ok we got Captain Kirk in the building.
You gonna be texting her telling her all this stuff you gon' do to her and she gonna pull up like "Hey Ski, it's Trog 9754 come outside baby"
You gonna see that big ol' forehead and not be ready.
Ok we got Captain Kirk in the building.
You gonna be texting her telling her all this stuff you gon' do to her and she gonna pull up like "Hey Ski, it's Trog 9754 come outside baby"
You gonna see that big ol' forehead and not be ready.
Trog9754 would have to fix her name, the big forehead I could probably handle. Probably. There's gotta be a catalogue for bad female alien names out there.
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Nah Somalian foreheads is too muchReminds me of somali womens foreheads, he prolly could handle it
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The Aliens would be shocked at how big Somalian foreheads are
NAH NVM I TAKE IT BACK, looked up an image of a somali woman and GyAT they foreheads big as shit, I dont even think an alien species could compete wit them fr
Her forehead built like a milkdud
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NAH NVM I TAKE IT BACK, looked up an image of a somali woman and GyAT they foreheads big as shit, I dont even think an alien species could compete wit them fr View attachment 4906
Her forehead built like a milkdud
Somalians coming to the alien party like 'What are you all looking at?'
The dames in the UK must be beat up for you to be considering some outer space snatch.
Trog9754 would have to fix her name, the big forehead I could probably handle. Probably. There's gotta be a catalogue for bad female alien names out there.
my grandma always told me "dont knock it till you try it', sooooooooo
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Nah I won't ever put my UK babies over the aliens so they shouldn't be worried
I would immediately tell them, "The joke is over. Take these white people back to where they came from."
Girl seriously. Be like “they did it” I don’t know what they did but they did it.
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It's true. The African women got bare back and front. Caribbeans... not too much. They can be Pro-Black to the touch but do a lot MK K.O moves that I don't approve of for my personal health😬Y’all be having them thick African women over there.
Bloody hell I ain't picking up not a bit of the brit-ish slang.
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Some of them do Mortal Kombat moves in the bed, is what I'm trying to say. That's what I heard. But that might just apply to the sistas that are currently living in the Caribbean.
Captain Kirk has ehtered the chat.shhh I'ma try to see how the alien babes look