The Cookout

[Deleted member 231]

Wow I did not see news like this coming out today. I heard recently Aries Spears had a feud with Lizzo of all people, and now this, damn. Had no idea the two even worked together before.

I haven't frequented Funny or Die in years, so I probably would have never saw this, I'm thankful for not having to see it. But I'm honestly surprised no one made a fuss about it before. It sounds like the mom has been working on catching these creeps for years now. If there is literal proof of these two putting these kids in these situations, they are done for.


Yup, that's disturbingly creepy as all hell. I'm cringing just reading that shit. You don't even need to watch the video to realize how wrong this all is.

How did it even get filmed? How did it get past editing? and how did it even get past the pitch phase of writing this sketch. Why would any non creep think this was humorous? pedo humor is usually what the other folks do. Makes me wonder if this was some sort of ritual for them to the folks in charge.

 

[The Haze Of Our Lives]

Speaking of LGBT and pedophila, Lil Nas X is also a "suspected" pedo and "alleged" lover of incest. His so-called "joke" about wanting to have sexual relations with his baby nephew may not really be a joke after all.

View: https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1080178743866474499



View: https://twitter.com/stantwtnewss/status/1376640711550976007

I knew there was something off about Lil nas x and they are letting this fool write a childern's book?

 

[ART]

I cannot stand racist culture vulture DJ Vlad, but Eddie Griffin did this interview with him.

"Black Male and Black Female Stars Don't Leave This Business Clean"
"Nobody Black leaves this business (Hollywood) clean...You're not going to die clean if you are Black."

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOo-DtgUjs

FTFY (fixed this for y'all) with the bolded additions in the quotes.

 

[ART]

How did it even get filmed? How did it get past editing? and how did it even get past the pitch phase of writing this sketch. Why would any non creep think this was humorous? pedo humor is usually what the other folks do. Makes me wonder if this was some sort of ritual for them to the folks in charge.

Questions needing answers:
Who were the filmmakers?
Whose idea was it and who gave this trash the greenlight?
Who were the editors and staff behind the scenes?
Who were the writers, directors, producers, and executive producers?
Who were the camera people and staff on set?
Who or what company owns and runs Funny or Die?

It makes zero sense to only hold Aries Spears and Tiffany Haddish to account when they obviously had a team of other people working with them.

 

[Terrymist]

How did it even get filmed? How did it get past editing? and how did it even get past the pitch phase of writing this sketch. Why would any non creep think this was humorous? pedo humor is usually what the other folks do. Makes me wonder if this was some sort of ritual for them to the folks in charge.

How did it get the green light to be released? This whole thing reeks.

 

[JerriBun]

Here's my question.

WHEN ARE ALL OF THESE SICK FUCKS GONNA BE ROUNDED UP, EXPOSED, AND PUNISHED?!!

We are talking about and focusing on these Black pedos, but these white, Jewish, Asian, Latino, Muslim, Arab, mixed, gay, straight, bisexual, trans, and non-Black pedos and rapists NEED TO BE EXPOSED AND PUT ON BLAST TOO.

The whole system is ran and managed by these people. It's going to take a MASSIVE overhaul of it to get everyone. Just look at nothing happening regarding that island that a LOT of famous and rich people visited.

I'm not a fan of this rap, but this wow. Just learned that Bob Saget was a suspected pedo too.

Yep, the Roast of Bob Saget was a big eye opener for a lot of people. None of those so-called jokes were funny.


View: https://twitter.com/MazvitaJames/status/1278019827949584384

 

[YahudahQueen96]

I knew there was something off about Lil nas x and they are letting this fool write a childern's book?

This is worse than him giving satan a lap dance 🤮🤮🤮 Lil nasty x need to be beat to a pulp for this.

 

[RCNAL]

Can't view the clip, its blocked and don't want to. I believe everyone who says its bad or worse. That said, it sounds like they took what is comedy way past any sense of decency. To be fair, they aren't pedophiles. What they are, are comedians desperate to be relevant and funny and way over the line. The fact they posted it, willingly, says it all. They thought it was funny not over the line. Pedophiles don't put that out there like that. To be fair.

It is NOT an attempt to exonerate them but put it in its proper context. Should they be punished? Of course. Money or jail or a combination, whatever is just. But it sounds like they didn't stop each other from crossing lines, took it way the f*ck too far and now will likely pay with their careers and possibly worse.

 

[RCNAL]

....another thing, let me start off by saying I was never a fan of either. Especially Tiffany. I was happy for her. She got fame and fortune late and was gonna play the Hollywood game to get the bag. Aries had some very good impressions of rappers and such I liked but as a person I wasn't a fan.

That said, and this is a lot of speculation and it won't go over well. Probably some thumbs downs but eff it, its what I honestly think probably is...

1. Neither are pedophiles in the traditional sense. Stupid AF for thinking it was funny? Hell yeah. Pedos? Nah. They released thinking it was funny and was like that weird ass kid in school who can't understand peeing in the teachers coffee mug is not funny but some sick shit. (we had a kid like that, everyone stayed the f*ck away from him).

2. They need to be punished. What that is, I don't know. Money, jail, whatever. I'm not a judge.

3. The kids were at the very least uncomfortable and at worst scarred by what they had to do.

4. I originally thought this happened very recently. This was a long time ago (2014? Not sure but it was a while). It DOES NOT negate how bad it is. At all. That said, my guess is the parents have either been negotiating about a settlement and didn't get one or felt, they needed a bag now. If Aries and Tiffany released it they are stupid AF, if the parents released it...well....

Again, even if the parent(s) were threatening them with release if they didn't get something it does not mean the act wasn't just as bad regardless. It is. My guess? And its only a guess. It will come out the parents were negotiating (one view, extorting will be Spears and Haddish's lawyer view). Just a guess.

 

[Trillfate]

View: https://twitter.com/BlackTrump2020/status/1567682892150591489?t=sGjM0eyikGnIFWryxzIoQQ&s=19

 

[Trillfate]

View: https://twitter.com/Glock_Topickz/status/1567304373482430464?t=F7-5sXiyPlTjFTmjyNA1Aw&s=19

 

[Trillfate]

And since Funny or Die hosted this on their site, shouldn't that company be investigated, held responsible, and sued as well? Who else greenlit and / or was involved disgusting mess besides Aries Spears, Tiffany Haddish, and the harmed children?

I believe funny or die feigned ignorance and denied any involvement

 

[Trillfate]

I'm not a fan of this rap, but this wow. Just learned that Bob Saget was a suspected pedo too.

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/key3030/status/1566601601980194816

Nah he had bars tho. Sheesh this shit has been hidden in plain sight forever

 

[Trillfate]

View: https://twitter.com/tjagency/status/1567565567888072709?t=gXxQLUsnTm-a9ef0xiBxow&s=19

 

[Trillfate]

When things are going bad cry to santa claus


View: https://twitter.com/ArtOfDialogue_/status/1568428036990636032?t=VIv_IMfMm6VwRH_pmDX6Eg&s=19

 

[GwynShivers]

When things are going bad cry to santa claus


View: https://twitter.com/ArtOfDialogue_/status/1568428036990636032?t=VIv_IMfMm6VwRH_pmDX6Eg&s=19

After Zo Williams beat that ass! 🥊💯🤣
🦝 looking MoFo! 😂

 

[Real One]

And since Funny or Die hosted this on their site, shouldn't that company be investigated, held responsible, and sued as well? Who else greenlit and / or was involved disgusting mess besides Aries Spears, Tiffany Haddish, and the harmed children?

I believe with Funny or Die, people can upload their own content, kinda like YouTube. From what I heard, they took action on it once they heard about it, which was shortly after it aired I guess.

My guess is that it was posted to either Tiffany Haddish or Aries Spears channel on there. Or some other co-run channel or something. idk, I've never used Funny or Die myself. Always caught their videos on YouTube.

When things are going bad cry to santa claus


View: https://twitter.com/ArtOfDialogue_/status/1568428036990636032?t=VIv_IMfMm6VwRH_pmDX6Eg&s=19

Yeah I think his career is over. I don't think you can get over that kinda thing, especially when there's proof out there.

 

[ART]

I believe with Funny or Die, people can upload their own content, kinda like YouTube. From what I heard, they took action on it once they heard about it, which was shortly after it aired I guess.

My guess is that it was posted to either Tiffany Haddish or Aries Spears channel on there. Or some other co-run channel or something. idk, I've never used Funny or Die myself. Always caught their videos on YouTube.


Yeah I think his career is over. I don't think you can get over that kinda thing, especially when there's proof out there.

To be real, much of his career was already over when MADTV ended back around 2008. Outside of his standup comedy work, he wasn't really popping like that after the end of MADTV. Key and Peele (his fellow MADTV Alumni) have been the most successful of all the MADTV cast and people gravitated more to Kevin Hart and other comic. It also didn't help when he became a pitiful laughing stock after infamous footage of him getting physically beat tf up during a radio show went viral back around 2017.

 

[Trillfate]

Tiffany settled...

View: https://youtu.be/5kY9Lwt4OyI

 

[Sovereign]

Tiffany settled...

View: https://youtu.be/5kY9Lwt4OyI

She knew she was wrong and just wanted it to go away. I hope they never live this pedophile skit down. If they did this in public what are they doing behind closed doors?

 

[Finesse]

Just saw this:

Jane Doe Drops Suit Against Tiffany Haddish, Aries Spears Over “Through a Pedophile’s Eyes” Sketch

Not sure what to believe at this point. My guess is that Haddish must have paid them good, because the response makes it sounds like all is good. Here's what the article quotes Jane Doe as saying:

“My family and I have known Tiffany Haddish for many years — and we now know that she would never harm me or my brother or help anyone else do anything that could harm us. We wish Tiffany the best and are glad that we can all put this behind us.”

I bet Haddish will still be getting film roles after this.

No news on if Aries Spears settled. They didn't mention him at all. My guess is that it's still ongoing there.